{"id":63,"date":"2010-01-14T10:06:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T10:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buffalodick.tv\/?page_id=63"},"modified":"2018-03-05T13:00:18","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T18:00:18","slug":"the-birth-of-buffalo-dick","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/?page_id=63","title":{"rendered":"The Birth Of Buffalo Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-173\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BookCovelargerr.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-173\" title=\"BookCovelargerr\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BookCovelargerr-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BookCovelargerr-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BookCovelargerr.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">[This is an excerpt from Jeff Lamb&#8217;s\u00a0 book &#8220;I Used To Be A DJ&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/?page_id=26&amp;category=4\">Available NOW<\/a>!!]<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Just Hanging Around<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My brother Bill was the number one salesman at WWCK which was the number one radio station in Flint, Michigan.\u00a0 I wanted so badly to be on the air.\u00a0 During the day, I would hang around almost everyday and\u00a0 almost all day at the radio station under the premise of \u201cvisiting Bill\u201d or \u201cvisiting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wildwednesday.com\/\">Peter C. Cavanaugh<\/a>\u201d.\u00a0 Peter C. was a Flint radio legend who had given up being on air and was now the GM of WWCK.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I should preface this part of the story with some as yet not mentioned background.\u00a0 During my high school years.\u00a0 I would listen to a call in talk show on WTRX that was hosted by Wally Kennedy.\u00a0 It was a great show with open lines to talk about anything.\u00a0 Wally didn\u2019t have an agenda like all the talk show hosts do today.\u00a0 He would just \u201cvisit\u201d with his listeners five nights a week from 7-11pm.\u00a0 I mentioned earlier that I wasn\u2019t a bad kid.\u00a0 But I was mischievous.\u00a0 I would call Wally\u2019s \u201cFlint Feedback\u201d show not just nightly, but several times a night.\u00a0 These calls would be anything I could think of to get on the air.\u00a0 It didn\u2019t take me long to figure out how to get passed the call screener .\u00a0 I had to change my voice and name with every call and have a pretty compelling premise.\u00a0 Hey what&#8217;s a bored 16 year old supposed to do?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">One night I called as a Foster Brooks drunk to talk about how alcoholics anonymous had helped me.\u00a0 Clearly. as a drunk this made for a fun call for Wally.\u00a0 Another time I called as a man who\u2019d been arrested and this is my one phone call I knew my wife wasn\u2019t home and I really hoped she was listening. I called back a few hours later to tell Wally that she came and got me!\u00a0 My Favorite Call\u00a0 was when I called him (supposedly) from a payphone just to shoot the breeze.\u00a0 A friend of mine, David W. Grant had just been fired that day from the radio station and of course in radio, they never talk about firings on the air.\u00a0 The DJ just &#8220;Goes Away.&#8221; \u00a0 So I was trying to get Wally to talk about\u00a0 The firing\u00a0 of David Grant. \u00a0 Just as I\u2019m getting to the point of my call, the operator (my friend Mary on another extension) cuts in to tell me to deposit another twenty-five cents or signal when through.\u00a0 I told her I didn\u2019t have any more change but let me ask around the store.\u00a0 While I was shaking people down for a quarter, Wally starts hitting on the operator.\u00a0 This went back and forth several times and it was a personal record for me as the longest time to keep Wally on the line without being dismissed.\u00a0 The point of this whole excercise is that, in the process, I learned to do a LOT of voices while pulling Wally\u2019s leg.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">AudioPlayer.setup(\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/simple-audio-player\/player\/player.swf\", { width: 290 });<\/script><p id=\"audioplayer_1138\"><audio controls><source src=\"http:\/\/www.buffalodick.net\/audio\/operator7.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"><\/audio><\/p><p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">AudioPlayer.embed(\"audioplayer_1138\", {soundFile: \"http:\/\/www.buffalodick.net\/audio\/operator7.mp3\",  autostart: \"no\", loop: \"no\", animation: \"yes\", remaining: \"yes\", noinfo: \"no\", initialvolume: \"70\", buffer: \"5\", encode: \"no\", checkpolicy: \"no\", rtl: \"no\", width: \"100%\", transparentpagebg: \"no\", bg: \"E5E5E5\", leftbg: \"CCCCCC\", lefticon: \"333333\", voltrack: \"F2F2F2\", volslider: \"666666\", rightbg: \"B4B4B4\", rightbghover: \"999999\", righticon: \"333333\", righticonhover: \"FFFFFF\", loader: \"009900\", track: \"FFFFFF\", tracker: \"DDDDDD\", border: \"CCCCCC\", skip: \"666666\", text: \"333333\"});<\/script><\/p><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Operator #7<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Back to the lobby at WWCK several years later.\u00a0 I would sit in the lobby and try my material on the receptionist and the bookkeeper who both sat in the lobby.\u00a0 Finally after a few weeks of this day after day, Peter C. called me into his office.\u00a0 He said, \u201cJeff, I have this idea for a Saturday morning radio show and I think you\u2019d be perfect!\u00a0 I want to call it, \u2018Car tunes\u2019.\u00a0 It would be all your cartoon voices introducing records.\u00a0 Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo, Jinxy the Cat.\u00a0 You get the idea.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Peter C. remembers me saying, \u201cThat\u2019s stupid, I\u2019ve got a better idea.\u201d\u00a0 I don\u2019t remember those exact words being said, but I know I was thinking it.\u00a0 I still haven\u2019t learned to engage my brain before my mouth.\u00a0 The idea I had was a show that would be a spoof on the old \u201cHowdy Doody Show\u201d or any number of kids shows that were on TV with kids sitting in a live gallery like on \u201cBozo\u201d or \u201cMr. Magic\u201d.\u00a0 Only this show would have \u201cBuffalo Dick\u201d instead of Buffalo Bob.\u00a0 And instead of \u201cHowdy Doody\u201d Buffalo Dick\u2019s sidekick would be \u201cBuffalo Chip\u201d and a whole host of guests.\u00a0 Pete said, \u201cWell go put a sample together for me and let me hear it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Well I raced home and started writing the first show.\u00a0 It would be sound effect intensive to create a \u201cTheater of the mind\u201d feel.\u00a0 In other words you don\u2019t just listen. You actually picture everything that\u2019s happening.\u00a0 You see in your mind what they look like and you can see the gallery of kids and so on.\u00a0 The first show was Buffalo Dick and Buffalo Chip talking with Patrolman Skip.\u00a0 Patrolman Skip was clearly a gay cop who brought a movie for the kiddies to illustrate safe street crossing.\u00a0 The projector starts and the kid starts across the street without looking and you hear brakes screech and the kid get slammed by the car.\u00a0 The kids in the gallery start cheering wildly.\u00a0 You could SEE it with your ears.\u00a0 I headed back to the station with my tape in hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">AudioPlayer.setup(\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/simple-audio-player\/player\/player.swf\", { width: 290 });<\/script><p id=\"audioplayer_3852\"><audio controls><source src=\"http:\/\/www.buffalodick.net\/audio\/first_buffalo_dick.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"><\/audio><\/p><p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">AudioPlayer.embed(\"audioplayer_3852\", {soundFile: \"http:\/\/www.buffalodick.net\/audio\/first_buffalo_dick.mp3\",  autostart: \"no\", loop: \"no\", animation: \"yes\", remaining: \"yes\", noinfo: \"no\", initialvolume: \"70\", buffer: \"5\", encode: \"no\", checkpolicy: \"no\", rtl: \"no\", width: \"100%\", transparentpagebg: \"no\", bg: \"E5E5E5\", leftbg: \"CCCCCC\", lefticon: \"333333\", voltrack: \"F2F2F2\", volslider: \"666666\", rightbg: \"B4B4B4\", rightbghover: \"999999\", righticon: \"333333\", righticonhover: \"FFFFFF\", loader: \"009900\", track: \"FFFFFF\", tracker: \"DDDDDD\", border: \"CCCCCC\", skip: \"666666\", text: \"333333\"});<\/script><\/p><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>This is the first ever Buffalo Dick Show (before Radio Ranch)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I need to say right up front that Peter C. is THE best audience.\u00a0 He laughs&#8230; stomps his feet, claps.\u00a0 He\u2019s THE guy you want to play something like this for.\u00a0 He did all of the fore mentioned and said, \u201cCan you do that every time?\u201d\u00a0 I said, \u201cWhat?\u201d\u00a0 Pete went on, \u201cMake it funny like that EVERY time?\u201d\u00a0 I told him I think so because I have a lot more ideas.\u00a0 Pete said, \u201cIt\u2019s going to need a name.\u201d\u00a0 He came up with \u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch.\u201d\u00a0 It was perfect!\u00a0 Then he said, \u201cI want you to put five shows in the can and if they\u2019re all as funny as that, you\u2019ve got a show.\u201d\u00a0 We soon realized after hearing all of them they were much better suited for 10:00 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">PM<\/span> on Saturday night!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-62\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-DIck-Studio1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-62\" title=\"Buffalo DIck Studio1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-DIck-Studio1-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-DIck-Studio1-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-DIck-Studio1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Me in my home studio<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The shows were all pre-recorded and timed to be 2 &#8211; 4 minute segment.\u00a0 There was a show open at the top of the hour followed by five segments at ten, twenty, thirty, forty and fifty minutes after the hour.\u00a0 The station played rock tunes in between the segments then there was a show close at 11:00 pm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The show always started out, \u201cIt\u2019s time for Mom and Dad to leave the room cuz your old pal Buffalo Dick is on the air!!\u201d\u00a0 I needed a live gallery of kids to cheer and say, \u201cHowdy Hi Buffalo Dick\u201d and \u201cHowdy Hi Buffalo Chip\u201d and boo and clap and welcome each guest.\u00a0 Where would I find a group of kids that I could record?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Remember Mrs. Bomeli, the Jr. High teacher who hired me first?\u00a0 She is also the choir director at that Jr. High.\u00a0 She agreed to let me come in and record the kids.\u00a0 I brought a list with about one hundred different things including names of future guests for the show.\u00a0 The kids were perfect because they were used to singing in unison and could yell all of these things in unison as well.\u00a0 So now I had my live gallery.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-61\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Gallery1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-61\" title=\"Buffalo Dick Gallery1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Gallery1-300x209.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Gallery1-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Gallery1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>The original Buffalo Dick gallery<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch\u201d went on to get the highest rating in the history of that station for that time slot.\u00a0 It won a \u201cBillboard Magazine\u201d award on March 27, 1981 for being the \u201cBEST Locally Produced Show &#8211; IN ALL MARKETS.\u201d\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t have been happier.\u00a0 Or could I?\u00a0 After everything that was happening for the show I decided to contact some syndicators to see if they had any interest in getting the show to a national stage.\u00a0 I wrote to four of them and included a cassette of the show.\u00a0 The one I was really hoping to hear from was Dick Orkin.\u00a0 He was my idol.\u00a0 He did \u201cChicken Man\u201d and \u201cThe Tooth Fairy\u201d.\u00a0 Two classic radio shows from the 70&#8217;s.\u00a0 It was that \u201ctheater of the mind\u201d stuff I talked about.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I called Dick Orkin to follow up on the mailing and he said, \u201cIt\u2019s pretty good but Jeff, we don\u2019t syndicate anything we don\u2019t do ourselves, but good luck to you.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Within no time at all, \u201cMy Hero\u201d Dick Orkin had totally ripped off the name and had a full page ad in one of the trade magazines promoting the new name of his commercial production house, \u201cDick Orkin\u2019s Radio Ranch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-73\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Dick-Orkin1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-73\" title=\"Dick Orkin1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Dick-Orkin1-300x299.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Dick-Orkin1-300x299.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Dick-Orkin1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Dick-Orkin1.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Dick Orkin&#8217;s Radio Ranch Ad from a trade magazine<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My first lesson in how smarmy this business can be.\u00a0 I would later introduce Dick Orkin at a function in Toledo, Ohio.\u00a0 I walked up to him after and said, \u201cHi, I\u2019m Jeff Lamb.\u00a0 I was wondering if you remember me?\u201d\u00a0 He said, \u201cHave we met before?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWe\u2019ve spoken on the phone,\u201d I went on, \u201cI had pitched a show to you in 1981 and you told me that you don\u2019t syndicate shows that you don\u2019t produce yourselves.\u00a0\u00a0 It was called Buffalo Dick\u2019s RADIO RANCH.\u201d\u00a0 Suddenly there was someone else in the room that he needed to talk to.\u00a0 What a tool.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I got a phone call from a New York Syndicator \u201cLondon Wavelength.\u201d\u00a0 They were very good and interested!\u00a0 Later that same day I got a call from \u201cWestwood One,\u201d the nation\u2019s largest syndication company.\u00a0 They, too, were interested.\u00a0 The next thing I know, I\u2019m on a plane to New York to meet with \u201cLondon Wavelength.\u201d\u00a0 You can\u2019t imagine the thrill for a 22 year old to be flying to New York alone to possibly negotiate a contract for national syndication deal.\u00a0 It was on!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I arrived in New York I got to the baggage claim area.\u00a0\u00a0 Picked up my bag and thought, wait.\u00a0 How will they know I\u2019m here.\u00a0 They said they\u2019d pick me up.\u00a0 Then I saw it.\u00a0 You always see these guys, but they are never for you.\u00a0 There\u2019s a man in limo driver\u2019s cap hold in a sign the read, \u201cMr. Jeff Lamb.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">COOL!\u00a0\u00a0 I walked up in my blue pinstripe three piece suit with my suitcase and briefcase and said, \u201cI\u2019m Mr. Lamb.\u201d\u00a0 Hell why not go with it.\u00a0 The only time I\u2019d been ever called Mr. Lamb by anybody was by a couple of male teachers who do that in that condescending way that only a teacher can.\u00a0 So I went with it all the way.\u00a0 He opened my limo door for me.\u00a0 COOL!\u00a0 A Limo!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We drove straight to the London Wavelength office.\u00a0 I was rushed right in to Michael Vaughan\u2019s office and was introduced around.\u00a0 He was the president of London Wavelength.\u00a0 It was a whirl.\u00a0 Why did this seem so rushed.\u00a0 Then Michael says, \u201cHey we\u2019ve got a little surprise for you.\u00a0 Just leave your bag here, it\u2019ll be okay and Jim will run you right over for your surprise.\u201d\u00a0 Surprise?\u00a0 What surprise?\u00a0 We hurried out the door and jumped in a cab.\u00a0 Jim said \u201c30 Rock please.\u201d\u00a0 I had no idea that 30 Rock was NBC\u2019s headquarters in New York.\u00a0 We got there and walked in under a big marquee that read NBC!.\u00a0 COOL!\u00a0 I still had no idea why we were here.\u00a0 We got on an elevator.\u00a0 When the doors opened, we were in a lobby with a bunch of people standing in line.\u00a0 What the hell?\u00a0 Jim waved to an NBC page who motioned us around the roped off line.\u00a0 Right to the front, where there was another page.\u00a0 Jim then uttered what turned out to be a really cool pass phrase, \u201cI\u2019m looking for Dr. Danger.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cRight this way.\u201d replied the page.\u00a0 Okay we were in a theater of some kind.\u00a0 My first clue was theater seats.\u00a0 I\u2019m smart like that.\u00a0 As we worked our way down the steps, the stage started to appear under all the monitors and lights hanging from the ceiling.\u00a0 HOLY CRAP!\u00a0 This is the David Letterman Show!\u00a0 COOL!\u00a0 They took me down to front row, center.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">How cool was my surprise?\u00a0 This was HUGE.\u00a0 Then everyone else was let in into the theater.\u00a0 Now the band members take their places.\u00a0 Then out of nowhere, David Letterman wanders out.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t know he did that!\u00a0 He just started striking up conversations with everybody, then he came right up to me!\u00a0 COOL!\u00a0\u00a0 David just stood there with his gap toothed grin on his face.\u00a0 I\u2019m thinking, \u201cthere\u2019s more to this surprise?\u201d\u00a0 No, not really.\u00a0 Dave just thought he\u2019d have some fun with the dork in the blue pinstriped three piece suit with a BRIEFCASE.\u00a0\u00a0 It was a little embarrassing, but hey I was getting ripped on by David Letterman!\u00a0 Have at me!\u00a0\u00a0 Then he wrapped up his meet and greet with the crowd and went back stage to start the show.\u00a0 Now I\u2019m sitting wondering who his guests would be.\u00a0 Paul McCartney?\u00a0 Paul Simon?\u00a0 Farrah Fawcett?\u00a0 Man this was going to be cool!\u00a0 Then the band started.\u00a0 The announcer, \u201cIt\u2019s Late Night With David Letterman!\u00a0 With Paul Shaffer and the world\u2019s most DANGEROUS band!\u00a0 Tonight Dave welcomes Dr. Ruth Westheimer!\u00a0 And author Blah Blah Blah&#8230;.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 Okay, so it wasn\u2019t Farrah Fawcett, but it was still awesome!\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t get over how real that city scene behind him looked.\u00a0 Hey, I\u2019m 22 years old, with an award winning radio show, in New York getting wooed by some big shots.\u00a0 And they thought enough of me to take me to Letterman to impress me!\u00a0 It worked!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When the show ended, we jumped in a cab and he dropped me at the hotel.\u00a0 Jim told me my bag was already in my room.\u00a0 It was.\u00a0 My head was spinning and they hadn\u2019t even made an offer yet!!\u00a0 I woke up to the phone ringing, \u201cThis is your wake-up call and your party will be here to pick you up in 45 minutes.\u201d\u00a0 I showered, got dressed in my one blue pinstriped three piece suit and grabbed my briefcase and headed for the lobby.\u00a0 Jim came in right on time and we were off to change my life!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I met with Michael Vaughan and Jim for about an hour.\u00a0 I found it odd that they didn\u2019t really ask me how much I wanted to do the show.\u00a0 Probably for the best because I had no idea what it was worth but I was still surprised they never brought that up.\u00a0 When we were done talking, they slide a contract in front of me that basically guaranteed me $241,000.00 over the life term of the agreement.\u00a0 That was $78,000.00 each year for the first two years and $83,000.00 for the third year plus some bonuses.\u00a0 For that they would have the exclusive right to advertise, sell, market and license \u201cBuffalo Dick\u201d for broadcast and rebroadcast by radio stations.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I thought that was amazing!\u00a0 Was this stupid little show really worth that much to a kid from Grand Blanc, Michigan who was doing the show in his Dad\u2019s basement?\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0 I thanked them for the offer and the David Letterman experience and told them I would take this home and let them know in a week or so, but that I had to see what \u201cWestwood One\u201d had to offer.\u00a0 The look on their faces told me right then that Westwood One was a company to be taken seriously.\u00a0 They looked a little shocked and disappointed and maybe a little scared that Westwood One was in the bidding too.\u00a0 We stood up, shook hands and Jim took me to the airport personally.\u00a0 No limo this time.\u00a0 All the way there he was telling me how huge the show was going to be and how much I would like working with this great company.\u00a0 Everything you would expect to hear at this point.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I caught the plane home and couldn\u2019t wait to tell my family about the trip.\u00a0 Dad and Bill both said that it sounded good but don\u2019t make any decision until meeting with Westwood One.\u00a0 They knew I couldn\u2019t wait to sign with somebody.\u00a0 What they didn\u2019t know was how much pride I took in trying to be mature and thoughtful about this moment.\u00a0 I was going to hear from everybody before making a decision.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Westwood One trip was scheduled for the next day.\u00a0 Man this was moving fast.\u00a0 I kept looking at the contract from London Wavelength just to make sure I heard the numbers correctly and that it wasn\u2019t $7,800.00.\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 It was still $78,000.00.\u00a0 While I was sitting there the phone rang.\u00a0 It was George Salovich from Atlantic Records.\u00a0 He was the Vice President in charge of marketing for all of Atlantic Records.\u00a0 He went on to tell me that he had done all the marketing for the \u201cRolling Stones,\u201d \u201cThe Blues Brothers,\u201d \u201cLed Zeppelin\u201d and several other names I can\u2019t remember.\u00a0 He wanted to meet with me too.\u00a0 I said, \u201cSure, where are you?\u201d\u00a0 He told me New York and that he would make the flight arrangements.\u00a0 \u201cWhen can you come out?\u201d\u00a0 I told him that I just got back from there!\u00a0 I was there two days ago.\u00a0 He laughed and said, \u201cYou won\u2019t mind coming back to New   York will you?\u201d\u00a0 I said, \u201cI\u2019d love to but I\u2019m leaving for L.A. tomorrow to meet with Westwood One but I\u2019d be back the day after that.\u201d\u00a0 Then I just heard what I said played back in my head.\u00a0 Who am I, Donald Trump?\u00a0 But you know what?\u00a0 It\u2019s much easier to get a good deal when there are other people offering too.\u00a0 And it wasn\u2019t a deliberate attempt to impress him, I was just trying to tell him when I would be available.\u00a0 But it DID sound cool.\u00a0 I had to chuckle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">George said, \u201cWell why don\u2019t you come out Friday morning and we can talk and I can have you home Friday night?\u201d\u00a0 Sounded good to me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The next day I arrived in Los Angeles.\u00a0 There was a guy with another sign that said, \u201cBuffalo Dick.\u201d\u00a0 Okay THAT cracked me up. \u00a0\u00a0Out of context, a guy holding a sign that said \u201cBuffalo Dick\u201d could be taken any number of ways.\u00a0 It was Brian Heimerl from Westwood One.\u00a0 No limo this time, we drove to Culver City in his car but I didn\u2019t mind.\u00a0 He went on and on about how he and Norm Pattiz (the President of Westwood One) had laughed their asses off at the demo tape.\u00a0 He asked , \u201cAre the numbers for this show really as good as you say?\u201d\u00a0 He was referring to the ratings.\u00a0 The ratings were unbelievable.\u00a0 The show was huge with kids, young adults and we even had like a 75 share 25-54.\u00a0 I told him the numbers are real.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When we got to Westwood One it was an amazing place.\u00a0 Offices and cubicles and in the back a couple of really great studios full of every recording toy you could imagine.\u00a0 After getting the tour of the place we went into Norm Pattiz\u2019 office.\u00a0 He stood up from behind his desk and said, \u201cHowdy Hi Buffalo Dick!\u201d\u00a0 We shot the breeze for a bit and then started talking turkey.\u00a0 Norm told me that he started this company with $10,000.00 and now it\u2019s become the nation\u2019s largest producer of live concerts and special programming.\u00a0 Casey Kasem recorded his show, \u201cAmerican Top 40&#8243; here in THIS building.\u00a0 He named some other shows that were probably equally impressive.\u00a0 Then he said, \u201cWe would like to carry your show.\u00a0 We\u2019ve never had anything like it and I think it will be a huge hit.\u201d\u00a0 He went on, \u201cAre the numbers really as good as you say?\u201d\u00a0 I can see they\u2019ve discussed the numbers a lot out here.\u00a0 I assured him they were and I even pulled the ratings out of my briefcase.\u00a0 Peter C. said those would come in handy.\u00a0 They both looked at them and just shook their heads.\u00a0 They wanted to offer me $50,000.00 a year and they would handle the duplication, distribution, sales, and licensing.\u00a0 Basically everything London Wavelength had offered only $28,000.00 less.\u00a0 I brought this up.\u00a0 They looked at each other then Norm said, \u201cJeff, you know they can cancel at anytime.\u00a0 So can we but here\u2019s the difference.\u00a0 They WILL cancel within six months.\u00a0 They are a very good company but they don\u2019t have the horse power to pull this off.\u00a0 They have nothing like this show and I\u2019m telling you they won\u2019t know how to get it on the air. \u00a0London Wavelength can\u2019t clear enough stations. \u00a0They will cancel it.\u00a0 So you\u2019ll never see $78,000.00.\u00a0 You\u2019ll never see $50,000.00.\u201d\u00a0 He went on, \u201cWe have such great relations with our stations and such a strong system in place that this show will be on the air lightning fast and we\u2019re all going to do very well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I said, \u201cYeah but that\u2019s a big difference in price.\u00a0 Don\u2019t you think?\u201d\u00a0 Norm said, \u201cJeff, you\u2019re focusing on money and not the big picture.\u00a0\u00a0 That offer won\u2019t mean anything if they can\u2019t get it done.\u00a0 We are the biggest and best for a reason.\u00a0 We get it done.\u00a0 You\u2019ll be well taken care of here.\u00a0 Look at the names we have.\u00a0 Look at the shows we have.\u00a0 All these people we represent, chose us for a reason and they are all making great money.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Man, this guy was good!\u00a0 We talked a little more and I told him I still had to meet with George Salovich see what he\u2019s got.\u00a0 They said, \u201cWho?\u201d\u00a0 I told them that George was the Vice President of Marketing for Atlantic Records and that we were meeting in two days.\u00a0 Norm said, \u201cHe\u2019s a marketing guy.\u00a0 He\u2019s not a syndicator.\u00a0 You need a syndicator.\u00a0 I\u2019ll bet he\u2019s never syndicated anything or we would have heard of him.\u201d\u00a0 I told him that I was sure he was right but that I owed it to him to at least hear him out.\u00a0 I would have an answer in a few days.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We got up, shook hands and Brian took me to the Century Plaza Hotel and said he\u2019d be back around noon the next day to take me to the airport.\u00a0 I checked into my room and went down to the lobby.\u00a0 I had just gotten off the elevator and I see a commotion at the far end of the lobby coming in my direction.\u00a0 There were people with video cameras and lights walking backwards towards me.\u00a0 They were shooting what looked like a moving huddle.\u00a0 In the middle was a black man with a Mohawk and a powder blue satin windbreaker.\u00a0 It said \u201cRocky III\u201d on the back of it.\u00a0 The movie wasn\u2019t out yet so I had no idea I was looking at \u201cMr. T\u201d but it was a cool commotion.\u00a0 I was glad I saw it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Then I exited the hotel which is literally a giant plaza.\u00a0 I think I took an escalator up to the next level and there were stores and restaurants and&#8230;. The Playboy Club!!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019d never been to one and\u00a0 I was 22 years old so I HAD to..\u00a0 I walked right in.\u00a0 I had to show them my key from the hotel.\u00a0 It was dark and there were framed centerfolds lining the walls.\u00a0 I saw a lot of girls on that wall that I considered sexual partners through out my teen years. \u00a0Just me and them, alone in my bathroom. \u00a0I was met by a real life Playboy Bunny and seated off to the side, alone.\u00a0 I wasn\u2019t sure what to expect.\u00a0 But the waitress told me that, \u201cNo we are NOT centerfolds but some of us have appeared in the magazine.\u00a0 Good enough for me!\u00a0 Then this young guy and two young girls were seated a table near from me.\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t help but hear them, so I looked around the room very casually and listened to ever word they were saying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He must have been 29 or 30.\u00a0 This guy had a great British accent.\u00a0 The girls were hanging on his every word.\u00a0 While I sat there they went through at least Three bottles of Dom P\u00e9rignon.\u00a0 But they were mixing it with orange juice.\u00a0 Finally, a reason to talk to this table.\u00a0 \u201cExcuse me but why do you mix Dom with orange juice?\u201d\u00a0 He said, \u201cIt\u2019s called a Mimosa.\u00a0 Would you like to join us and try one?\u201d\u00a0 Who was I to say no.\u00a0 I slid into the fourth chair at the table and he started with the introductions.\u00a0 \u201cHi, I\u2019m (I\u2019ve totally forgotten by now), this is (again, no idea) and (somebody) Hackett.\u201d\u00a0 Hackett?\u00a0 \u201cAre you any relation to Buddy Hackett,\u201d I joked?\u00a0 \u201cHe\u2019s my father, yes,\u201d she said.\u00a0 COOL.\u00a0 I\u2019m in L.A. after a big meeting, partying with Buddy Hackett\u2019s daughter!\u00a0 Unfortunately she got her father\u2019s looks.\u00a0 After the fourth bottle of Dom (at $120 + a bottle) I asked the guy, \u201cWhat do you do for a living\u201d (Which is nice for \u201cHow much do you make?\u201d)\u00a0 He said he was retired.\u00a0 He\u2019d made his money in oil.\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0 This is GREAT!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I got back to the hotel there was a message from Brian.\u00a0 He was reminding me of the flight time for the next day.\u00a0 I got to the plane and home and the flight was uneventful but I really had a lot of thinking to do.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The next day, I was back at the airport and flying to New York again.\u00a0 I took a cab from the airport to the address that George Salovich had given me.\u00a0 When I got off the elevator onto his floor I think I remember it being a little messy on that floor.\u00a0 Maybe it was just an old New York building.\u00a0 I met George, a good looking man in his early 40&#8217;s maybe.\u00a0 We went immediately into a smallish conference room and started to talk.\u00a0 Over his shoulder was a life sized cut out of an attractive girl.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t recognize her.\u00a0 A few minutes into the chat a girl walked passed the half open door to the conference room.\u00a0 George shot out of his chair to the door and said, \u201cMaria, I\u2019d like you to meet a friend of mine.\u201d\u00a0 She turned around and came back.\u00a0 It was the girl in the cut out.\u00a0 George said, \u201cJeff, I\u2019d like to meet a great singer we just signed.\u00a0 You\u2019re going to be hearing a lot from her.\u00a0 This is Maria Carey.\u201d\u00a0 Nobody had heard of her yet so it didn\u2019t dawn on me to be overly impressed.\u00a0 I shook her hand, she smiled and went on to do whatever she was there to do.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">George started reading off a list of people for which he handled the marketing.\u00a0 It was impressive.\u00a0 All the big Atlantic artists.\u00a0 He went on to tell me, \u201cYou\u2019ve got some pretty good names there that actually do syndication.\u00a0 I never have so you\u2019d be best off using them.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m thinking what?\u00a0 He\u2019s already backing out?\u00a0 Why did he fly me here to tell me that?\u00a0 Then he said, \u201cBut the one thing I know better than anybody is marketing.\u00a0 I see Buffalo Dick hats, t-shirts, boots, clocks, Frisbees, any number of marketable sundries for the age group that this show appeals to.\u00a0 So what I\u2019m proposing is, you syndicate with them, but give me the marketing rights.\u201d\u00a0 This is just getting better and better.\u00a0 I told him I didn\u2019t know if they would give up the marketing rights but I\u2019d sure be interested in working with him and discussing it with the two other companies.\u00a0 We stood, shook hands and he said, \u201cHave you eaten?\u201d\u00a0 I said that I hadn\u2019t and he knew a place he wanted to take me that he thought I\u2019d like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">At 22 years old and being from Flint, Michigan I\u2019d never heard of the \u201cRussian Tea Room.\u201d\u00a0 It\u2019s only one of the most famous restaurants in New York.\u00a0 We were seated in a booth on the left side of the restaurant.\u00a0 While we were talking, George excused himself and hit a couple of tables to shake hands. \u00a0When he came back, he said, \u201cDo you know who that is?\u201d\u00a0 He was pointing to one of the booths he had just visited.\u00a0 \u201cNope,\u201d I didn\u2019t.\u00a0 He told me, \u201cCarol Bayer Sager.\u201d\u00a0 Later I would find out that she wrote \u201cThat\u2019s What Friend\u2019s Are For\u201d and \u201cArthur\u2019s Theme\u201d for the movie Arthur.\u00a0 She\u2019s done work with Neil Simon.\u00a0\u00a0 This list goes on.\u00a0\u00a0 All written after I had seen her so I didn\u2019t have any idea until years later.\u00a0\u00a0 It never dawned on me to look for celebrities.\u00a0 After a quick look around I saw Roger Mudd, the CBS newsman and Gabe Kaplin of \u201cWelcome Back Kotter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I got home, I called London Wavelength and told them I think I\u2019m going with Westwood One but thank you so much for the offer.\u00a0 I called Westwood One and told them I would take there deal with one change to the deal.\u00a0 I wanted George Salovich to handle the marketing of the show.\u00a0 They agreed and we were off!<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\">P.T. Barnhum Lives<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Peter C. Cavanaugh has a lot of P.T. Barnum in him.\u00a0 When he heard the news, he said, \u201cWe have to do a LIVE show someplace to mark this occasion.\u00a0 This will go down in Flint radio history!\u201d\u00a0 Pete is a\u00a0 master of hype and promotion.\u00a0 You know I believe in selling the sizzle.\u00a0 I called my friends at Russellville Ballroom.\u00a0 When I told them that we would like to do a live broadcast from there to announce that my show was going national, they thought that would be great.\u00a0 We had no idea how much work lay ahead for us to pull this off.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We had a place.\u00a0 We knew what station would be carrying it.\u00a0 We were pretty sure I was going to be there, but how do we pull this off?\u00a0 We had to get equalized phone lines run to the ballroom.\u00a0 I would have to move my entire studio and massive P.A. system to Russellville.\u00a0 We would need our real live gallery of kids.\u00a0 And wait a minute!\u00a0 I do all the voices!\u00a0 How was I going to do ALL the voices LIVE.\u00a0 In the studio you can over-dub and multi-track the voices one at a time.\u00a0 But LIVE?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I had become a one man cast of about fifty people because, remember, I wasn\u2019t getting paid for this show up until now.\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t afford a cast but I worked cheap!\u00a0 In the past year I had gotten some help from a friend I went to High School with.\u00a0 His name is Rob Paulsen.\u00a0 But he\u2019s moved out to L.A. to become an actor and singer. \u00a0Maybe he\u2019d come in to help me pull this off.\u00a0 Rob had created several characters for the show, Uncle Max Weinberg, Big Jim Little and Wayne Bennett.\u00a0 My sister had become Buffalo Dick\u2019s Sister Cow Patty.\u00a0 And I could do a segment with a bit I called, \u201cIt\u2019s an hour with Raymond.\u201d\u00a0 That would give us 5 segments.\u00a0 If Rob is in, we could actually pull this off.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I called Rob he said he\u2019d be more than happy to come in a couple days early and help me write some segments and do the show.\u00a0 I don\u2019t remember if he flew in on his dime, my dime or Westwood One\u2019s dime but it wouldn\u2019t surprise me if he even took care of the flight himself.\u00a0 He\u2019s a great guy.\u00a0 At that time Rob was still trying to get traction in L.A.. He\u2019d done an episode of \u201cSt. Elsewhere.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 In that episode, a buddy kicked him in the balls.\u00a0\u00a0 Rob\u2019s character went to the hospital for the pain but it turns out his friend saved his life because they found testicular cancer.\u00a0 He had also had a line or two in the movie \u201cE.T.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Rob would later go on to become one of the biggest names in cartoon voices.\u00a0 His credits now include, Pinky of \u201cPinky &amp; The Brain,\u201d Rafael of \u201cThe Teenage Mutant Turtles,\u201d Yako from \u201cThe Animanics\u201d and he\u2019s the voice of \u201cMr. Opportunity\u201d in the Honda TV commercials.\u00a0 As a matter of fact, his name is usually in the credits of any modern day cartoon.\u00a0 He\u2019s amazing.\u00a0 One of the cool things about Rob is that when I\u2019ve read many different bios on him, with very few exceptions, he mentions that he got his start on \u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch.\u201d\u00a0 How cool is that?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The show was coming at us fast and we were still writing right up to and including the night before.\u00a0 Now we had yet another problem.\u00a0 Russellville Ballroom has a liquor license.\u00a0 How are we going to get a bunch of twelve year old kids in to play the part of the Gallery?\u00a0 I put Russellville to work on that one.\u00a0 They assured me that it would be fine.\u00a0 Between you and me, I think they just figured they wouldn\u2019t get caught.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t care so I just looked for the next problem.\u00a0 We had decided to have fifty T-Shirts for the kids in the Gallery that said \u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch.\u201d\u00a0 And ten that said \u201cIt\u2019s an Hour With Raymond.\u201d\u00a0 The printer messed that up and we got fifty shirts that said, \u201cIt\u2019s an Hour With Raymond,\u201d and ten that said \u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch.\u201d \u00a0It pissed me off but that wasn\u2019t a make or break moment for the show.\u00a0 At least the kids would match!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The equalized phone lines are important because they can make a human voice sound great and studio quality but it is a special phone line that had to be installed for the show that night.\u00a0 Voice sounds good, music muddy and like crap.\u00a0 So now we had to coordinate back and forth from the studio as they were going to play the music and give us our cues on the phone to, \u201c GO NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My brother Bill volunteered to run the mixing board for the show.\u00a0 His friend Rick Pogenberg was the guy on the phone with the station telling Bill and us to, \u201cGO NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-72\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Pogenberg1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-72\" title=\"Pogenberg1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Pogenberg1-300x208.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Pogenberg1-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Pogenberg1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> Rick Pogenberg (Left) and my brother Bill (right) at the sound board<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">WWCK was promoting this show in a way that would have made P.T. Barnum proud!\u00a0 Peter C. was all over that.\u00a0 George Salovich was flying in from New York to be there.\u00a0 There was a guy from Billboard Magazine coming.\u00a0 I got a section for my friends and family all set up.\u00a0 This was going to happen!\u00a0 When George got there he brought a box with three thousand Buffalo Dick bumper stickers and two thousand little boxes that contained real buffalo shit in a sealed clear plastic dish.\u00a0 On the box was a label that read, \u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch.\u00a0 May all your trails be free of road apples.\u201d\u00a0 That was the closing line to the show every week.\u00a0 This guy was good!\u00a0 Where do you even begin to look for sealed buffalo shit?\u00a0 He gave those out to every member of the audience and we had plenty to give away on the air.\u00a0 I still have one of those.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-69\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Chips1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-69\" title=\"Buffalo Chips1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Chips1-300x191.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Chips1-300x191.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Chips1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>George Salovich brought buffalo chips for everyone<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The night of the show was upon us.\u00a0 Rob and I drove to the Ballroom together working our routines all the way there.\u00a0 We were basically adlibbing from a premise.\u00a0 Several times on the long drive out to Russellville we would crack up at something new and say&#8230; \u201cDon\u2019t forget that.\u00a0 That\u2019s good.\u00a0 Keep that in!\u201d\u00a0 I didn\u2019t know what to expect as far as a crowd.\u00a0 I knew the place seated around 800.\u00a0 Would we fill it?\u00a0 Would it be close to full or would it just be my invited guest of family and friends.\u00a0 As we pulled into the parking lot, we couldn\u2019t believe it.\u00a0 It was an hour before the show and there was a line around the building!\u00a0 We were high fiving each other and really pumped!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When we got into the Ballroom we really couldn\u2019t believe it.\u00a0 They had already let people in.\u00a0 It was packed.\u00a0 Every seat was taken, they were standing in the isles and sitting on the dance floor Indian style.\u00a0 I\u2019m thinking the people outside are not getting in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After this experience I don\u2019t believe celebrities when they say, \u201cI\u2019m not nervous, it\u2019s just a good excited energy I\u2019m feeling.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m thinking, don\u2019t throw up.\u00a0 Don\u2019t crap yourself.\u00a0 Stop shaking.\u00a0 I had been in front of hundreds of people before.\u00a0 Many times and I wasn\u2019t nervous then because I knew what I was doing.\u00a0 I\u2019d done it.\u00a0 But here\u2019s the difference this time, I wasn\u2019t playing other people\u2019s hit songs that I knew people already liked.\u00a0 Tonight I was doing MY material.\u00a0 If you play a song and it dies a terrible death, you pull out Michael Jackson and the crowd instantly forgives you.\u00a0 Michael wasn\u2019t here.\u00a0 This was a live show.\u00a0 It was my work that would either succeed or fail miserably.\u00a0 It\u2019s show time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As a tribute and out of respect to my dad who had taught me everything I know about anything, I asked him to introduce the show.\u00a0 It had been a while since he had been in front of a crowd\u00a0 and I thought he might enjoy it.\u00a0 He said he would be happy to introduce the show.\u00a0 The house lights went out.\u00a0 We waited for the cue from Pogenberg.\u00a0 The crowd started to settle and hush.\u00a0 We waited.\u00a0 Suddenly, from the darkness we hear, \u201cGO NOW!\u201d\u00a0 The stage lights came up.\u00a0 Dad was on his mark and I hear his big booming famous announcer voice say, \u201cLive, from Russellville Ballroom, It\u2019s Buffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch!\u201d\u00a0 The crowd erupted!\u00a0 I was so proud at the moment.\u00a0 Forget the trips, the awards, the ratings or the national contract.\u00a0 The fact that my Dad had just blasted out that show introduction made the show legitimate for me for the first time.\u00a0 And man did he sound good.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The opening music came on next.\u00a0 Then I came out, sat at a desk with mic and said, \u201cIt\u2019s time for Mom and Dad to leave the room because your old pal, Buffalo Dick is on the air!!\u201d\u00a0 The crowd cheered even louder!\u00a0 I went on, \u201cHowdy Hi Buckaroos!\u201d\u00a0 The kids didn\u2019t miss a beat, in perfect unison, \u201cHowdy Hi Buffalo Dick\u201d My turn again,\u00a0 \u201cWell I hope Mom and Dad have left the room cuz your old pal Buffalo Dick has got some more un-Mom &amp; Dad stuff to talk to you about again tonight.\u00a0 But before I get into that, let\u2019s bring out my cute cuddly adorable little side-kick buddy, Buffalo Chip!\u201d\u00a0 Again the crowd cheered wildly.\u00a0 They all looked at the door on the stage to see Buffalo Chip.\u00a0 They didn\u2019t know it was just a guy in his dad\u2019s basement doing all the voices they listened to every week.\u00a0 Then I said in my high squeaky Buffalo Chip voice, \u201cHowdy Hi Buffalo Dick.\u201d\u00a0 Then back to Buffalo Dick, \u201cHowdy hi little buddy!\u201d Back to Chip, \u201cBoy we\u2019ve got a great show for them today huh Buffalo Dick?\u201d\u00a0 Back to Buffalo Dick, \u201cYou bet your pooper scooper we do little buddy!\u00a0 Tonight we\u2019re going to talk to Uncle Max Weinberg, Big Jim Little, Wayne Bennett and Cow Patty! \u00a0Stay tuned cuz we\u2019ll be right back\u201d Then the kids with perfect timing screamed, \u201cBuffalo Dick\u2019s Radio Ranch is Flint\u2019s Best Rock!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The opening segment went off without a glitch. \u00a0\u00a0Most of the fear left my body.\u00a0 I knew what I was doing after all (so far).\u00a0 The same thing I\u2019d been doing all along.\u00a0 Now we would just have to leave pauses for laughter and applause.\u00a0 This was great.\u00a0 We\u2019re getting ready to come back from the music break, Rob is standing by behind the door.\u00a0 It became clear that the only amateur here was ME.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cGO NOW!\u201d yelled Pogenberg.\u00a0 \u201cWe\u2019re Back!\u201d I yelled and the crowd was so excited.\u00a0 It hadn\u2019t dawned on me that these people had never seen a live radio show before.\u00a0 Live radio from Ballrooms died decades ago.\u00a0 They never should have because this was Magic.\u00a0 I introduced Uncle Max and Rob came out in a Hawaiian print shirt, shorts and sandals with sox on and did five minutes with me that were just hooolarious.\u00a0 He did a fantastic old Yiddish man and he\u2019s brilliantly funny.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">In the next segment he came out as Big Jim Little with a Tonka dump truck around his neck on a chain.\u00a0 The premise was a big game hunter who doesn\u2019t kill animals.\u00a0 Instead, he hunts large farm implements.\u00a0 He learned in Africa on a big hunt how to sneak up on an Allis Chalmers road grader, cut the lines and slowly bleed it to death.\u00a0 He had met a pigmy tribe who taught him how to shrink them down like the dump truck he had killed and was wearing tonight.\u00a0 Another Home Run!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><script 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Seuss on acid.\u00a0 The crowd loved Raymond.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My sister Becky did a great job as Cow Patty and looked like Daisy Duke.\u00a0 Then Rob came out again as Wayne Bennett in a burgundy sweat suit and a large gold chain around his neck.\u00a0 Wayne Bennett was a Las Vegas name dropping entertainer.\u00a0 Make no mistake, Rob is a hell of a singer, so he could really pull this off.\u00a0 He came out and sang \u201cBubbles in the Pudding\u201d written by my brother Bob.\u00a0 It was a song about a guy sitting in his pudding making bubbles. \u00a0 The crowd ate it up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Time for the show close.\u00a0 By now we had it down.\u00a0 \u201cGO NOW!!\u201d\u00a0 Buffalo Dick says, \u201cIt\u2019s time for your old pal Buffalo Dick to hit the road.\u00a0 So until next time, may all your trails be free of road apples!\u00a0 Adios Muchachos!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everything was perfect up until now.\u00a0\u00a0 However, now I was about to commit one of the worst acts I have ever committed.\u00a0 After the station took over and was playing the music and we were clear (as they say), I stood up grabbed the mic and thanked everybody for coming.\u00a0 Peter C. got up and said a few words of praise for the night. I took a nice round of applause and in all the excitement, this attention whore that I\u2019ve always been, totally and completely forgot to bring Rob Paulsen out and not only publicly thank him, but let him take HIS bow.\u00a0\u00a0 I so selfishly stood there eating it all up and drinking it all in that I completely forgot about my good friend who so unselfishly gave and gave to me.\u00a0 To this day I feel like crap.\u00a0 When I went back stage, there was Rob with a huge grin on his face and big hug for me and a million atta boys like nothing had happened.\u00a0 Like I hadn\u2019t disrespected him on a nuclear level.\u00a0 I was so busy taking in all his praise for the night and for me that what I had failed to do didn\u2019t hit me until we were driving home.\u00a0 I apologized up and down and back and forth.\u00a0 He had more class at that moment than I could believe.\u00a0 He said, \u201cJeff, this was your night.\u00a0 I\u2019m so proud of you buddy and couldn\u2019t be happier.\u00a0 You ROCKED!\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019ll say it again here for what it\u2019s worth.\u00a0 I am so sorry Rob.\u00a0 You are just amazing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-70\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-1small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-70\" title=\"Buffalo Dick Live -1small\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-1small-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-1small-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-1small.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Me with the gallery of kids<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-71\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-2small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-71\" title=\"Buffalo Dick Live -2small\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-2small-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-2small-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Buffalo-Dick-Live-2small.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rob as \u201cWayne Bennett\u201d in the guest chair<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-67\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Big-jim1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-67\" title=\"Big jim1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Big-jim1-300x212.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Big-jim1-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Big-jim1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rob as \u201cBig Jim Little\u201d with his shrunken truck and army helmet<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-66\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BIg-Jim-2small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-66\" title=\"BIg Jim 2small\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BIg-Jim-2small-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BIg-Jim-2small-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/BIg-Jim-2small.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Rob as \u201cBig Jim Little\u201d and Me<\/em><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\">Let\u2019s Go National<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now that I was getting paid for the show I really want to make my brother Bob a big part of all of this.\u00a0 Bob had written several segments for the show in the \u201cfree\u201d days.\u00a0 He\u2019s honestly one of the funniest people I\u2019ve ever met.\u00a0 His mind just works differently than mine or anybody I know.\u00a0 It takes Bob a long time to \u201cget\u201d a joke when you tell him one.\u00a0 But he\u2019s lightning fast at generating some of the hardest laughs I\u2019ve ever had.\u00a0 And he\u2019s been doing that since we were kids.\u00a0 Bob can\u2019t remember a clich\u00e9 to save his life but man does he see the funny side of everything.\u00a0 We were little kids driving home from someplace at night and we were passing the Sheraton Hotel.\u00a0\u00a0 There was a giant red neon sign across the front.\u00a0\u00a0 The \u201cR\u201d in the word Sheraton had burned out.\u00a0 Something most people wouldn\u2019t even notice.\u00a0 And if you did notice it, that would be it.\u00a0 It\u2019s not even comment worthy.\u00a0 Bob just out of the blue, shatters the silence in the car by breaking into an announcer voice and calmly says, \u201cSheraton&#8230;..where we take the red out of R.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-68\" href=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Bob-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-68\" title=\"Bob 1\" src=\"http:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Bob-1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Bob-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Bob-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Bob-1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>My brother &amp; co-writer Bob Lamb<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bob started cranking out great scripts for the show.\u00a0 Because it\u2019s \u201cTheater of the mind\u201d radio, sound effects are essential to making a bit work.\u00a0 If you fall down, there had better be a \u201cthud.\u201d\u00a0 If you throw a rock through a window, glass has to break and you have to hear the rock hit the floor after and it should roll a little too.\u00a0 Bob used to delight in creating impossible scenarios knowing that our sound effect library wasn\u2019t the most extensive around.\u00a0 This would make me have to create that sound we didn\u2019t have, pulling your foot out of mud, for example.\u00a0 What sound does a trapeze make?\u00a0 But you can\u2019t just say, I\u2019m on a trapeze.\u00a0 We had a character named Stuntman Dave who spoke in a real slow southern drawl and would come on the show to do incredible acts of daring.\u00a0 The problem with him was, he was never prepared in advance.\u00a0 He would ask, \u201cDo yun\u2019s wanna see me jump from a 10 foot ladder onto a bicycle without a seat?\u201d\u00a0 The kids would scream \u201cYEAH!!\u201d\u00a0 Dave would then say, \u201cGot a Bicycle?\u201d\u00a0 Anyway, Bob had Dave lighting his face on fire in one bit.\u00a0 WHAT SOUND IS THAT?\u00a0 I ended up using a hot frying pan and set it in cold water.\u00a0 That sound seemed perfect with a little bacon frying on the next track.\u00a0 We challenged each other.\u00a0 He would write these wonderful scenarios and it was my job to bring them to life with characters and sound effects.\u00a0 It was a blast and this show was a team effort all the way.\u00a0 We needed each other at this level.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It wasn\u2019t long before we started getting lists from Westwood One telling us which cities had picked up the show.\u00a0 So Bob and I ran out to an office supply store and got a big map of the United   States and some push pins with little flags on them.\u00a0 We would write the name of the station call letters on the flags and stick them in the city that just picked up the show.\u00a0 Every week we added more.\u00a0 Westwood One was really moving the show!\u00a0 Before the show ended we were in over 100 cities.\u00a0 Our map was looking pretty impressive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We were still waiting for a top 10 market to pick up the show.\u00a0 We were in cities like, Lufkin, Texas; Gaffney, South Carolina; Kaiser, West Virginia; Carmel, California.\u00a0 The show was also somewhere in Wisconsin.\u00a0 One night the DJ at that station got a call during the show.\u00a0 The voice on the other end said, \u201cThis show is nuts!\u00a0 I listen all the time.\u00a0 Please tell Buffalo Dick that Bart Starr said so.\u201d\u00a0 The DJ wrote a letter to Westwood One and they passed it on to me.\u00a0 I knew what markets we were in but I didn\u2019t know if the show was popular in those markets.\u00a0 At least I knew now that Bart Starr liked it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Everything was going along smooth sailing for about a year.\u00a0 Then one night I get a knock at the door.\u00a0 I opened it to man who handed me a telegram.\u00a0 Cool!\u00a0 I\u2019d never gotten a telegram.\u00a0 I opened it and it said something to the effect that, \u201cWe regret to inform you that because we haven\u2019t been able to secure any top 10 markets, we will be canceling our contract with you effective immediately.\u00a0 Sincerely, Norm Pattiz.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My stomach sank to my feet.\u00a0 I stared at this telegram like it would change into \u201cjust kidding.\u201d\u00a0 I felt like a mother getting a telegram stating that her son was killed in Vietnam.\u00a0 I\u2019m serious.\u00a0 They had just killed my baby.\u00a0 I went from the Penthouse to the Shit House in 10 seconds.\u00a0 I was devastated.\u00a0\u00a0 My first call was to Bob.\u00a0 It was one of the few times even Bob couldn\u2019t find humor in a situation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The next day I called Westwood One.\u00a0 Of course now I couldn\u2019t get Norm on the phone but they sent the call to Brian.\u00a0 I said, \u201cWhat the heck happened?\u201d\u00a0 He explained, \u201cWe couldn\u2019t get any top 10 markets Jeff.\u00a0 Without the top 10 there is no syndication deal.\u00a0 Sponsors want top 10 or nothing.\u201d\u00a0 I said, \u201cWe\u2019ve had Budweiser spots in the show.\u00a0 Are you telling me they don\u2019t think people in Toledo drink Budweiser?\u201d\u00a0 He tried again, \u201cWe\u2019ve been placing those ads in your show for FREE.\u00a0 If they buy this concert or that concert we give them Tallahassee by way of your show.\u00a0 They won\u2019t buy your show unless it comes with major market too.\u201d\u00a0 My next obvious question was, \u201cWhy can\u2019t you get it in any top 10&#8217;s?\u00a0 What\u2019s the problem?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cThey think we\u2019re asking too much,\u201d he told me.\u00a0 \u201cHow can that be, you\u2019re bartering the show for commercial spots?\u201d\u00a0 That means that I give you the show and you give me 10 minutes of air time that I can sell to Budweiser or Pepsi or whoever.\u00a0 Then you can sell all the other minutes for yourself and the show doesn\u2019t cost the station cash.\u00a0 Just air time. Brian continued, \u201cIn the small or medium markets a commercial in the 10 O\u2019clock hour on Saturday night might be $20.00 bucks or $200 a week that would probably go unsold anyway.\u00a0 In the major markets it might be $350.00 for that same one minute.\u00a0 So the top 10&#8217;s are saying for $3,500.00 a week, we\u2019ll get Casey Kasem here live AND he can clean the bathrooms too.\u00a0 We\u2019re not spending that much money for one hour of syndication.\u00a0 I\u2019m sorry Jeff.\u00a0 We really wanted this one to go.\u00a0 Norm still loves it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">What the hell does that mean?\u00a0 Norm still loves it.\u00a0 I can\u2019t cash \u201cNorm still loves it.\u201d\u00a0 I really sank into a deep depression.\u00a0 I\u2019m 22 now and a has been.\u00a0 After a couple of days I started getting more telegrams.\u00a0 This time from the stations that had been carrying Buffalo Dick.\u00a0 The phone was ringing like crazy too.\u00a0 They were all pleading with me to fix this with Westwood One or find another damned syndicator.\u00a0 The show was pulling the same numbers in their cities that it was in Flint.\u00a0 They\u2019d never had such a successful show.\u00a0 I told all of them start re-running the shows from show #1 and I\u2019ll try to get another deal before they run out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I jumped on the phone to London Wavelength.\u00a0 I told them what Westwood One had done.\u00a0 I told them about the telegrams and phone calls and the ratings it was pulling in the markets that were running the show.\u00a0 They said, \u201cWell gee, if Westwood One can\u2019t make money with it I don\u2019t think we could either.\u00a0 Sorry Jeff, we can\u2019t help you now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Depression was setting in again.\u00a0 I sat around feeling sorry for myself.\u00a0 We attention whores have fragile egos.\u00a0 I got a call from my buddy Kipp (the drummer from the GBHS Dance).\u00a0 He was now a water ski instructor in Florida.\u00a0 I told him what had happened.\u00a0 He said, \u201cWell get your ass down here for a few weeks.\u00a0 You\u2019ll forget your troubles in a heartbeat.\u201d\u00a0 It sounded pretty good.\u00a0 I needed something to do.\u00a0 After all Buffalo Dick was dead.\u00a0 Or was it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I looked at the map and called 3 of the stations that had been running the show.\u00a0 First call, a guy named Steven Yates at KRBA in Lufkin,  TX.\u00a0 \u201cSteven, this is Buffalo Dick calling.\u00a0 You\u2019re still running the show right?\u201d\u00a0 He said \u201cWe sure are!\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWell,\u201d I went on, \u201cI\u2019m putting together a live tour.\u00a0 Here\u2019s how it works.\u00a0 You fly me in to Lufkin, line up a big night club, we\u2019ll do the show live at that bar and it will only cost you $2,000.00 you can get the bar to pay for most of that!\u201d\u00a0 He said, \u201cYou\u2019re on!\u00a0 Let\u2019s do it.\u201d\u00a0 We picked a date.\u00a0 Then I called Tallahassee Florida.\u00a0 Same pitch, same result.\u00a0 I booked that one for two nights later than the Lufkin show.\u00a0 I told them to book me a flight from Lufkin to Tallahassee and then I booked a flight from Tallahassee to Ft. Lauderdale.\u00a0\u00a0 I called the station in Kaiser, West Virginia and booked them for on my way home.\u00a0 They flew me from Ft. Lauderdale, then back to Flint the next day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I pre-recorded some promos for the upcoming shows and sent them off to the three cities.\u00a0 A week later I was on the plane to Lufkin.\u00a0 I had been so busy planning the trips that it hadn\u2019t dawned on me to actually write a show!\u00a0 Ooops.\u00a0 I wrote the show on the plane on the way to Lufkin.\u00a0 I had now, the same problem that I originally had with Russellville.\u00a0 How am I going to do ALL the voices live.\u00a0 I decided to write a script for one of their DJ\u2019s so they could interview all the characters.\u00a0 They were essentially playing the roll of Buffalo Dick but as themselves.\u00a0 They had funny lines and so did the characters.\u00a0 It was a gamble but I didn\u2019t have a lot of options.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I landed in Lufkin and one of the jocks\u00a0 picked me up at the airport.\u00a0 He had his radio station on in the car and go figure, there were a ton of mentions about the show!\u00a0 Then his announcer said, Buffalo Dick will be here soon!\u00a0 We\u2019ll have him live in the studio in the next few minutes.\u00a0 They were genuinely excited that I was there.\u00a0 They thought they had a celebrity in town.\u00a0 Who was I to ruin the moment.\u00a0 We got to the station and I\u2019m here to tell you, this town <strong>was<\/strong> Mayberry.\u00a0 The station was located downtown which looked JUST like Mayberry.\u00a0 The studio had a big window like they had converted a store front into a radio studio.\u00a0 Like the \u201cToday Show\u201d on a much smaller level.\u00a0 It was very quaint.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I walked into the studio and Steven Yates was on the air and asked me if I minded going on the air live with him.\u00a0 Are you kidding?\u00a0 The attention whore turn down a microphone?\u00a0 They didn\u2019t know who they were dealing with.\u00a0 The song ended and we just started talking and I was breaking into one voice after another.\u00a0 They were cracking up and that\u2019s all I needed to keep going.\u00a0 Within 15 minutes there was a crowd outside the studio 8 deep trying to see what Buffalo Dick looked like.\u00a0 It was surreal.\u00a0 I\u2019d never stepped foot in this town and they loved me!\u00a0 I was trying to act like this was another day at the office but it was, seriously, all I could do to keep from choking up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That night they took me to \u201cMother\u2019s\u201d night club.\u00a0 It was packed.\u00a0 People were literally hanging from the rafters.\u00a0 It was a good sized room too.\u00a0 I came out as Buffalo Dick, did the usual open that I always did on the show.\u00a0 Then went back stage to change costumes.\u00a0 Now I was Raymond.\u00a0 They LOVED Raymond, but \u201cEverybody loves Raymond\u201d (I had to go there sorry).\u00a0 Then I went back to change again.\u00a0 Now I was Patrolman Skip, the gay cop.\u00a0 I came out and this time I was interacting with their DJ for the first time.\u00a0 They started booing and really hating me.\u00a0 The bit ended and went back stage to change again.\u00a0 I came back as Uncle Max.\u00a0 They started cheering again.\u00a0 It was clear that they\u2019re a little homophobic in Texas.\u00a0 I went back to change again.\u00a0 While I was changing I heard a little commotion out front.\u00a0 I stuck my head out to see what was happening. \u00a0There was a great big pot bellied cop on stage and he was just taking the mic off the stand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He was so stereotypical.\u00a0 Hollywood casting couldn\u2019t have picked a better looking and sounding redneck southern cop.\u00a0 He said, \u201cWell, I think you folks have had enough fun for one night.\u00a0 Y&#8217;all go on home now.\u00a0 Go on.\u00a0 Go on outta here for me now.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m thinking what the hell?\u00a0 And then everybody just went home.\u00a0 Just like that.\u00a0 I\u2019ve never seen a place clear that fast.\u00a0 While it was emptying out, the cop came backstage and said, \u201cHey, could I git yer autograph?\u201d\u00a0 I said, \u201cSure, hey, what just happened there?\u201d\u00a0 He said, \u201cWell we\u2019re in a semi-dry county here and big crowds and booze make us just a little skittish.\u00a0 We do it all the time.\u00a0 It\u2019s not you friend.\u201d\u00a0 I said, \u201cWow.\u00a0 I\u2019ve never heard of a Semi-dry county.\u201d\u00a0 Bubba then said, \u201cAl cohol (just like that and slow so I\u2019d understand) We only allow al cohol a couple nights a week and only in certain places.\u00a0 Thank yee for the autograph, y&#8217;all come back now.\u201d\u00a0 I wish I was making that up.\u00a0 No I don\u2019t.\u00a0 I wouldn\u2019t believe it if I hadn\u2019t seen it either.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I got this letter from Steven Yates sometime after.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Dear Jeff,<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Just thought I\u2019d drop you a note to let you know how well \u201cBuffalo Dick\u201d is doing on Y99.\u00a0 We have two sponsors that show no signs of ever giving up the program, and a listening audience that, as far as we can tell from telephone calls, ranges from pre-teens to doddering old-agers.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Remember when you flew into Lufkin, took over my air show, and we had half of Lufkin lined up in the front of the studio window to see the real \u201cBuffalo Dick?\u201d\u00a0 People are still talking!\u00a0 We\u2019ll definitely have to do that again some time.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Meantime, keep up the good work!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Best ever,<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Steven Yates<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> KDEY Radio <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tallahassee was a very similar experience,\u00a0 then off to Ft. Lauderdale with Kipp!\u00a0 Kipp and I were roommates after high school for quite a while.\u00a0 Those were some of the best times I can remember.\u00a0 I was working in the bar and always had female company.\u00a0 Rarely the same one.\u00a0 That was my attention whore\/male whore phase.\u00a0\u00a0 Kipp had a girlfriend so he always had company too in his room.\u00a0 We used to pull this same stunt on each other and it never got old.\u00a0 There was a goofy ho-down type song that was never a hit anywhere by Norton Buffalo.\u00a0 As a DJ I always had a lot of records, mostly good but a lot of crap.\u00a0 Anyone else would call this song by Norton Buffalo Crap.\u00a0 But not us.\u00a0 It was called \u201c18 wheels.\u201d\u00a0 Here\u2019s how the stunt went.\u00a0 For some reason and I don\u2019t think it was ever spoken.. Just one of those unwritten laws in our little castle.\u00a0 No matter what you were doing, if the other guy played that song, you HAD to come running and lock elbows with each other like a square dance and jump around, elbows locked, until it was done.\u00a0 Just a dumb guy thing.\u00a0 Wait.\u00a0 It gets better.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If one of us KNEW the other guy was \u201cin the saddle\u201d in the bedroom, and the more people in the living room the better.\u00a0 We would drop the needle on \u201c18 Wheels\u201d forcing guy to stop whatever he was doing and come running out to do the stupid square dance.\u00a0 I gotta tell ya, there\u2019s not much funnier than saying, \u201cHey you guys, watch THIS!\u201d\u00a0 Then dropping the needle to see a sweaty Kipper come running into the living room with a hard on screaming, \u201cYou son of a bitch!\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure which was funnier, Kipp or the looks on the guys and girls faces who had no idea what was going on or why!\u00a0 He nailed me with that many times too.\u00a0 But hey, you had ta!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Another time I wasn\u2019t home but Kipp had a bunch of his band buddies over and they were smoking pot.\u00a0 They had Bongs, power hitters, one hitters and any kind of pot smoking paraphernalia you could imagine.\u00a0 Kipp described there being so much blue smoke in the air that you couldn\u2019t see the TV on the other side of the room and it was on.\u00a0 Suddenly the door buzzer goes off.\u00a0 Kipp says on the intercom, \u201cWho is it?\u201d\u00a0 It was my brother, \u201dIt\u2019s me, Bill.\u00a0 Let me in and whatever you do, don\u2019t look out the window.\u00a0 I have a surprise for you.\u201d\u00a0 Well if you\u2019ve ever smoked pot you know a couple things happen.\u00a0 You get hungry, and there\u2019s no way you\u2019re NOT looking out the window.\u00a0 Kipp ran to the window to see a Greyhound bus with about 30 people getting off single file and heading for the door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cHOLY SHIT!\u00a0 Put all this shit on the balcony quick!!!\u201d\u00a0 They were scrambling like keystone cops to put the bongs and one hitters and everything outside and pull the drapes.\u00a0 Not much they could do about the blue cloud of smoke or the smell.\u00a0 What this group of 30 people turned out to be was the damdest thing. \u00a0Someone in my parent\u2019s neighborhood got the brainstorm to rent a bus and go driving around \u201cChristmas Caroling\u201d and everyplace they went, they would pick up that couple and the group just kept getting bigger.\u00a0 So here comes a parade of my parents good friends in the door, up the steps and through the front door like an ant colony.\u00a0 First one through the door came in sniffing and said \u201cHIGH\u201d in a loud shrill voice.\u00a0 Then it was one after the other.\u00a0 A who\u2019s who of my childhood.\u00a0 My parents would be soooo proud.\u00a0 Mom was sick and they didn\u2019t make the trip but I\u2019m sure they heard about it.\u00a0 I got full credit and wasn\u2019t even there!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Anyway, it was great to see Kipp in Ft. Lauderdale.\u00a0 I hung out, had a great time and really didn\u2019t think about Buffalo Dick all that much.\u00a0 It may have been just what the Doctor ordered.\u00a0 We hit a few clubs and much to my relief, he didn\u2019t own a Norton Buffalo album.\u00a0 His girlfriend was definitely a hottie.\u00a0 He had traded up from the previous girlfriend.\u00a0 I think we hit the beach or a pool or something while he was at work.\u00a0 There was some reason I remember seeing her in a bathing suit and all I could think was, \u201cYou lucky Rat Bastard.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 He had it going on down there.\u00a0 He was teaching a whole new kind of water skiing.\u00a0 Instead of skiing behind a boat.\u00a0 There was this overhead tow rope arrangement that went around this small lake and a ski handle hung down and you were pulled by that.\u00a0\u00a0 Kipp was actually rated nationally and was the only guy to do a \u201cFlying Indian\u201d or some damned move he either invented or perfected.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I left Lauderdale to head for Kaiser, West Virgina.\u00a0 It was a flop.\u00a0 Very few showed up and I couldn\u2019t wait for it to end.\u00a0 One reason, it was a dud and the other reason there was a cute waitress waiting for me at the end of the night.\u00a0 I stayed at her place and I got up late.\u00a0 I missed my flight so they had to re-book me to another one.\u00a0 They didn\u2019t have anything that would get me to my connecting flight on time.\u00a0 I was feeling really bad.\u00a0 The show was crap and now I was a pain in the ass.\u00a0 One of the DJ\u2019s, I think his name was Michael, was a pilot and said, I can get him to his connecting flight.\u00a0 So we jumped in a Cessna and took off for the connecting airport.\u00a0 It was pretty cool.\u00a0 I\u2019d never been in a small plane before.\u00a0 About 10 minutes into the flight I reached into my bag for my ticket info and realized I hadn\u2019t missed my flight, I was looking at the old ticket from Lufkin.\u00a0 So we turned the plane around and made my flight home no problem&#8230; except for the DJ who had rented a plane for me.\u00a0 I\u2019m such a knob.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[This is an excerpt from Jeff Lamb&#8217;s\u00a0 book &#8220;I Used To Be A DJ&#8221; Available NOW!!] Just Hanging Around My brother Bill was the number one salesman at WWCK which was the number one radio station in Flint, Michigan.\u00a0 I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/?page_id=63\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":12,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-63","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":60,"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":313,"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/63\/revisions\/313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buffalodick.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}